miss_s_b: (Mood: Oh dear)
[personal profile] miss_s_b
There's a message floatin'
In the air.
Tory Voters talkin' everywhere.
"We're not racist and we
Like the poor.
It's not those things that we're
Votin' for"

"Yes we know disabled people are going to die, yeah.
It's all worth it if we only stop that Labour guy"
Tory Voters
Tory Voters
Tory Voters

Never stop and they
Never die.
As they get older they just multiply.
Tory Voters, will they
Never halt?
If they keep votin' that way
It's our fault.

We need to show they there's another way, yeah.
You don't need to vote tory to make Labour pay.
Tory Voters
Tory Voters
Tory Voters

So take a good look around,
See what they've done, what they've done,
They've done,
They've done,
They've done,
They've done.

Tory Voters
Tory Voters
Tory Voters
Tory Voters

ETA: Other things that need winkling out of my head are something to the tune of All Things Bright and Beautiful which involves the lines "Strong and Stable government" and "Labour, green and liberal/The tories hate us all"; and, for the magnificent John Skipworth, and possibly other people who do arduous and thankless things for the party "You're once, twice, three times an agent... and we loooovvve you"

Date: Monday, May 8th, 2017 09:55 am (UTC)
angelofthenorth: (Default)
From: [personal profile] angelofthenorth
[personal profile] artsyhonker has a filk of strong and stable government on her dream width

Date: Monday, May 8th, 2017 10:12 am (UTC)
angelofthenorth: (Default)
From: [personal profile] angelofthenorth
Quite possibly. Ask her....

Date: Monday, May 8th, 2017 11:43 am (UTC)
rmc28: Rachel standing in front of the entrance to the London Eye pier (Default)
From: [personal profile] rmc28
I wonder if there is suitable orchestration for 1000 drunk libdems ...

Date: Monday, May 8th, 2017 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Libdems are impossible to orchestrate at the best of times. When we're drunk, we take impossible to a whole other level.

(oneexwidow)

Date: Monday, May 8th, 2017 10:08 am (UTC)
hollymath: (Default)
From: [personal profile] hollymath
We had already started singing "You're three times an agent" to Skipworth, so I approve of this. :)

Date: Monday, May 8th, 2017 12:26 pm (UTC)
haggis: (Default)
From: [personal profile] haggis
*applauds*

suggested drunken singing

Date: Monday, May 8th, 2017 10:53 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Not sure if this would be acceptable, but I have something running in my head based on the Strawbs' 'Part of the Union' which has a chorus of:

More unionism will break up the union
More unionism will break up the union
More unionism will break up the union
Devolve or watch it die
Devolve or watch it die!

Could work up more with rude references to Sturgeon, Salmond, May, EVEL, UKIP and probably something nice about Gladstone in there somewhere...

Date: Monday, May 8th, 2017 11:38 am (UTC)
nickbarlow: (Default)
From: [personal profile] nickbarlow
Does someone have a guitar they can bring along for the squealy bits, though?

And one day I shall do more with my 'to fight the unwinnable seat' for The Impossible Dream idea.

Date: Tuesday, May 9th, 2017 05:01 pm (UTC)
dancefloorlandmine: Photo of shelves of CDs (Music)
From: [personal profile] dancefloorlandmine
The squeal might have been an organ, rather than the guitars - which might be easier to emulate with a phone or laptop ...

Date: Monday, May 8th, 2017 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Laura again...

Strong and stable leadership
Hard Brexit takes its toll
Tories in league with UKIP
To isolate us all

Or 'Tories Labour and UKIP
No difference at all' (but that might be a bit harsh even on Jeremy C)

To the tune of all things bright and beautiful

Now need some verses...

Date: Tuesday, May 9th, 2017 04:51 pm (UTC)
dancefloorlandmine: Photo of shelves of CDs (Music)
From: [personal profile] dancefloorlandmine
Now my brain is stuck between two earworms - the Osmonds, and the Utah Saints version ...

Date: Tuesday, May 9th, 2017 05:02 pm (UTC)
dancefloorlandmine: Photo of shelves of CDs (Music)
From: [personal profile] dancefloorlandmine
Fortunately easily exorcised with a quick visit to YouTube. I like both versions, to be honest ... [grin]

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