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I have ticklish feet. Mister Mat is ticklish in many more areas than that. Mister Mat's cunning plan is to train Roxy to tickle my feet for him. He turned to me this morning and declared that he would train her while I sleep. He looked so triumphant about coming up with this cunning plan that I didn't have the heart to mention that whenever you tell Roxy to do something she looks adorably at you and licks your face and fails to do what you're asking.

Date: Saturday, December 8th, 2007 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jw-77.livejournal.com
Perhaps his plan is to paint your face onto the sole of your feet so that Roxy the dog licks in adoration of her new mistress, so I guess this plan maybe flawed in two ways -

1. Does Mister Mat have enough artistic flare to capture your likeness to such an extent to fool your canine friend

2. Are Roxy dog licks ticklish enough or are you going to just wake up with wet feet

Date: Saturday, December 8th, 2007 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jw-77.livejournal.com
Perhaps his plan is to paint your face onto the sole of your feet so that Roxy the dog licks in adoration of her new mistress, so I guess this plan maybe flawed in two ways -

1. Does Mister Mat have enough artistic flare to capture your likeness to such an extent to fool your canine friend

2. Are Roxy dog licks ticklish enough or are you going to just wake up with wet feet

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