Sunday STATPORN!!!

This weeks headline figures:

• 2028 absolute unique visitors since 8th May
• 7115 visits
• Busiest day: Thursday
• Readers' favourite browser: still Firefox, although it's down to 55.62%

( more Google Analytics statporn under here )

Exciting stats not from Google Analytics:

• # of unread emails: 155
• # of websites requiring work: 4
• # of blog posts I am committed to write that I haven't written yet: 9
• # of logos/headers to design: 1 (for Sarah at Same Difference)
• # of Dreamwidth Invite Codes Available for handing out: 0
• # of people added to reading list this week: 17
• # of people removed from reading list this week: 2
• # of times I forgot to take my happy pill this week and ended up taking it late: 1
• # of events to organise for this week which other people are relying on me for: 3
• Amount of shit to put up on eBay: approx 1 million metric fucktonnes.
• Amount of shit put up on eBay so far: 0

Best get started on that inbox, then...

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The Euro Election Results

Even though I know that famouse Doctor Who writer lonemagpie is right when he says that

The BNP's votes were actually *down* across the board - but because so many mainstream voters stayed home, and because Labour's collapse was even greater than expected, it still allowed them to get in with less votes than last time.

, I still can't help but feel the same as the lovely Mr Matthewman.

I hope all you bastards who stayed at home and didn't vote because they're all in it for themselves and they're all the same and my vote wouldn't make a difference anyway are really fucking proud of yourselves this morning. My money... MY MONEY is going into the pockets of two racist scumbags. We have tax-payer-funded fascists in this country now. I have a Bastard Nazi Party MEP. And it's ALL YOUR FAULT.

Fail, fellow countrymen. Epic fucking fail.

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In more amusing (if slightly personally embarrassing) news, and speaking of Doctor Who writers, Daddy Alex has confessed to me that he went to a Doctor Who event on Saturday and might have inadvertently told my favourite Doctor Who writer about my huge crush on him. Oops.

Oh well. If you're reading this, Mr Lidster, sir, you have no need to run screaming in terror. It's very unlikely you will ever have the misfortune of meeting me, and if you do all that will happen is I will go red and stare at my shoes and mumble a lot, like I generally do when confronted with people I admire greatly. You can ask all the people who were present for the blogger interview with Vince Cable for confirmation of this if you like. I had to have a very large swig of brandy before I was capable of speaking, and was uncharacteristically quiet for the whole thing, aside from my question about bees. Which I really ought to write up at some point...

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In Which I Come Out

... as a goth.

Yes, I know, I have been in denial for years. But it was in browsing through this page of goth [stereo]types and musing well, I suppose I'm half-way between a rivethead and a metalhead, but neither of them is really ME... that matgb pointed out the Geek Goth page, saying look, it's US!.

CURSE MY STEREOTYPENESS!!!

As If The Day Couldn't Get Shittier...

... lovely Dr Cable got rushed to hospital with appendicitis.

Luckily, they caught it in time, and after a bit of keyhole surgery he is recovering at home. Get well soon, Vince. ♥