Response from Chris McCafferty on #debill

So I wrote to my MP, and got a reply on House of Commons headed paper, saying that lots of her constituents were expressing concern at this, and that she had already requested a meeting with Dark Lord Mandy to talk it over, and that she'd write again to let me know the outcome of that.

She might be Labour, but damn, she's a good constituency MP. This is not the first time I have had correspondence with her, and each time she's been unfailingly polite and useful. I'll be sad to see her stand down at the next election. Especially if she gets replaced by that prize arse Whittaker.

Attention residents of Hipperholme, Lightcliffe, and Bailiff Bridge

I am speaking to you as the Liberal Democrat candidate for your votes in the council elections. Vote me! Also, if any of you can afford to donate some time, money or effort to campaigning, that would be lovely because I'm skint. But mostly vote me.

My agent tells me this means I'm not allowed to call Craig Whittaker a prize arse any more. Oh well. I did that before I was approved, so that's OK.