So a bunch of people have been doing this
"describe your job using only the 1000 most common English words" thing. I've had a go. I don't think it's worked very well.
I phone people up and ask them about who they would like to run things, and if they would like anything done.
I store their answers and then someone else decides whether anything needs to be done about the answers.
Words I was not allowed to use: vote, government, council, local, representative, politician, record, responses.
I think that list of words I wasn't allowed to use is the best illustration one can have of how irrelevant politics is to most people.