Current mood:	amused
Entry tags:	polls

awesomegore is pondering a new car. She has mentioned she might like an Elise to upstage her Evil Housemate of Doom, who has just bought a new car to pwn her little MX5. My suggestion is that, for one who has the personality and convictions of Ms Gore, there's only one car which is incapable of being upstaged. Jag XKR, British Racing Green, Cream leather.

It's a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. I'm sorry, I didn't deliver the Focus leaflets. I left them in the Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. Yes, I did run over your kitten, but I did it in a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. People will forgive you ANYTHING in a Jag, in fact, more than that, people will feel AFFECTION for you, even as you're doing them over, because you're clearly a Bond villain, or other rogueish yet strangely forgiveable person if you drive a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. And if there's one thing that says Charlotte, it's roguish, but strangely forgiveable.

What say you, oh all knowing f-list?

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