For various reasons, a lot of my friends have issues with going to the doctor. In the comments to one of hollymath's recent entries, the idea came up that T-shirts could be useful.
"Yes, I know I'm fat. Telling me something I already know does nothing for my current problem."Any further suggestions?
"Of course my blood pressure just spiked, you're stressing me out!"
"Being trans has no bearing on microbes attacking me."
"Yes I have anxiety and depression. This did not break my bone!"