miss_s_b: (Mood: Facepalm)
[personal profile] miss_s_b
Anon is back. (S)he says: it's not acceptable to say you're not publishing [my comment], and then pick out selected comments for ridicule. I'd have expected you to know better than that.

* points and laughs *

Oh dear, sweet anon, I think you'll find it's acceptable for me to do whatever I like on my own damn blog. If you don't like it, you're perfectly free to set up your own, or even adhere to my comments policy, which is not exactly difficult. All it would take would be for you to click on the link I have helpfully left you on several occasions, read it, and stick to it. Given that you seem singularly incapable of doing this, while leaving repeated nasty, vituperative and passive-aggressive comments on my blog, I think it is perfectly acceptable for me to treat you like the stupid entitled arse you clearly are.

I know you are the same person, because my blog records IP addresses. I have been politely asking you to adhere to my comments policy for ten months now. You steadfastly refuse to do so.

I think I am perfectly within my rights at this point to single you, and bits of your comments, out for ridicule.

You don't like that? You could always stop leaving nasty comments on my blog. Surely you can think of something more productive to do than leave comments which only one person is ever going to see?

ETA: still commenting on this post. Still incapable of clicking a simple link yet magically capable of typing screeds of bollocks. Oh dear.

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 02:41 pm (UTC)
hollymath: (Default)
From: [personal profile] hollymath
Ha. "How dare you publicly post comments of mine that I wanted to be posted publicly?"

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] magister
Well, quite. Poor man just wants his opinions to go unquestioned as if they were the word of God.Not much to ask, surely?

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 02:58 pm (UTC)
lilysea: Serious (Default)
From: [personal profile] lilysea
Oh, dear! :p

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 03:14 pm (UTC)
rmc28: Rachel smiling against background of trees, with newly-cut short hair (Default)
From: [personal profile] rmc28
Kitson *still* hasn't grown out of playing a tit on the internet?

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 05:15 pm (UTC)
innerbrat: (you're awesome)
From: [personal profile] innerbrat
It's not acceptable for you to be mean to me, Jennie.

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 05:33 pm (UTC)
innerbrat: (Renee/Helena)
From: [personal profile] innerbrat
To not offer me cake would be mean, according to the rules I have just made up.

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] magister
Can I also reserve cake please?

From Andrew (DW's openID still borked)

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
But surely any reasonable person would observe that eating cake can cause diabetes, so for Jennie to offer you cake would be to your own later detriment.
And this is, fundamentally, why the whole liberal project falls apart, isn't it? Because which is the greater freedom -- your freedom to eat cake, or your freedom to live? Surely anyone who isn't a complete cretin would say the latter, especially as only people with childish, unrefined, palates would choose to eat cake anyway.
And what does "mean" even mean? You need to define your terms! Would Jennie not giving you cake make her average? For the average person does, indeed, not give you cake. What do you have against the average person?

Re: From Andrew (DW's openID still borked)

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] magister
I like cake.

That is all.

Re: From Andrew (DW's openID still borked)

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 09:49 pm (UTC)
nanila: (Bush Fire Hazard)
From: [personal profile] nanila
After reading this comment thread, I now desire cake.

I have no cake, nor the energy to make cake at ten to eleven at night.

All this is clearly Jennie's fault.

Re: From Andrew (DW's openID still borked)

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] magister
You'll never convince her of that.

Someone earlier said one of her blog posts was the best ever written.

Re: From Andrew (DW's openID still borked)

Date: Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] thamesynne
It's more like a drunk person who comes up to you in the street, throws their arms around you and drools "I fucking LOVE YOU!" and then, when you've finally escaped their limpet-like embrace, you discover that all your money is missing and your leg is suspiciously damp.

-- thamesynne. Jumping into online conversations with random context-free snarks since 1992!

Re: From Andrew (DW's openID still borked)

Date: Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015 12:35 pm (UTC)
nanila: me (Default)
From: [personal profile] nanila
The nearest one is in Redditch which is miles away. *weeps*

Re: From Andrew (DW's openID still borked)

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Annoyingly my close tag (angle bracket, backslash, "anonymous", angle bracket) showing that that was a parody of "Chris" got eaten by DW :-/

Andrew. Whose real name is Andrew.

Re: From Andrew (DW's openID still borked)

Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 08:58 pm (UTC)
gominokouhai: (Default)
From: [personal profile] gominokouhai
Use ampersand-ell-tee-semicolon and ampersand-gee-tee-semicolon. Like this:


Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)

OK - as you won't tell me what you want me to do, I'll guess, and try a little experiment. We'll see if it works.


Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thank you. But I genuinely do not see why you didn't understand what the problem was, from the fact I asked you twice whether you wanted me to set up an account to comment here.

Anyhow, now that I've passed the initiative test, would it be too much to ask that you "unscreen" my initial comment that you made such a kerfuffle over?


Date: Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] magister
Jennie's asked you to read the comments policy and to adhere to it. Given that the comments policy can be pretty much summarised as "Use a name and don't act like a cock" and given that you're clearly literate, I refuse to believe that you're too stupid to understand that.

Edited Date: Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015 05:56 pm (UTC)

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