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Monday, January 16th, 2006 10:58 am
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I blame Miss D and her Pervy Al Gore fetish for this...

* hugs knees to chest and stares blankly ahead *

Last night's dream was the most horrible I have ever had. I was married. Happily, ecstatically, deeply-in-love married. To Gordon Brown. (Here is Gordon's wiki, for those blissfully unaware of his existence: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Brown ) Apparently news has just broken that Mrs Gordon is pregnant again, so perhaps some sort of vibe on the ether is jointly responsible with Miss D's pervy Al Gore fetish for this?

* whimpers *

Thank the FSM for small mercies, there was no jiggy-jiggy. But there was much gazing adoringly into each other's eyes, and holding hands whilst striding confidently across the countryside being filmed by the BBC for a documentary, with Jerusalem playing on the soundtrack. For some reason we also snuck into a church service and were horrified by the bile coming from the pulpit (possibly a reference to Hullfire's recent experience) at which point Gordon stood up and spoke movingly and magnificently about the traditions of liberal tolerance in both Britain and Christianity. As I looked on with pride and adoration...

I feel sick.

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
I feel for you. Have some Commando!James to take your mind off things.

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmmm Commando James...

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mandiapple.livejournal.com
If it's any consolation, I once had a dream that I had it away with Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols, bouffant do et al *gag* XD Sorry about the Gordon Brown thing, funny the tricks the mind plays on a person when they're asleep and at its mercy XD

Re: Hurrah! An opportunity to post this:

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com

That's just SICK and WRONG and EVIL!!!

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 12:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strangefrontier.livejournal.com
That really is the perfect icon for being so traumatised! I don't recall ever being involved with anyone quite so disturbing in my dreams. All I can say from my recent dreams is that Richard Hammond does not suit being a goth, no matter how delicious his pheromones are in that persona. :/

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com
LMAO Goth!Hammond!!!

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
He's skinny enough, and could borrow James's motorcycle goggles. But imagine him in fishnet & pvc, with death wellies...

Scuse me one moment while I work on that image.

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 01:55 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] strangefrontier.livejournal.com
Actually, he was really a bit of a Mallgoth, y'know, Hot Topic scene kid type. :/ Blech. James could totally pull off the suave, Victorian vampgoth look. Dark Angel clothing, that sort of thing. :D

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
Mmmm, eyeliner!

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missdiane.livejournal.com
Al's looking pretty damned sexy about now, isn't he? ;)

Date: Monday, January 16th, 2006 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com
Bah! Shuttup you, evil spawn of evilness! :P

Date: Tuesday, January 17th, 2006 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] addyit.livejournal.com

you both MUST bring this upon yourself. yus. ~twitch~ how, i've yet to determine.

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